Hey Zorro,
Alright, you guys caught me. The real story is as follows :
My wife actually brought the bike home for me. And she told me it wasn't a 2 X 4 it was a refrigerator.
(she tosses them for fun.) Around here she's called "Fridge Chucker" (just not to her face)
The former owner must have been about 6' 8" tall. The seat comes up to my rib cage.
All seriousness aside, thanks for the tips. I will check out the web site and see what I can find.
Thanks again Roghill