"People on bicycles are forced, because of a mishmash of infrastructure and regulations, to make things up as they go along. Which is why there is so much disagreement about the practice known as "salmoning." (Speaking of which, what do you think of "zebras"?) "
Oh come on now, we are at least all in agreement on the "salmoning question", aren't we?
Also the t zebras thing makes no sense in relation to "salmoning".