I dunno if a cute blond would need to steal a bike. Don't they have their boyfriends for that?
Black guy: TASERED!
White guy: TASERED!
Me asking cute blond out: Hey wanna go out sometime?
Ahahah not with a loser like you! ...TASERED!
My justice doesn't discriminate...black/white/cute ALL TASERED!
There are my answers.