Slartibartfast

I was riding to campus today when a squirrel jumped out in front of me, realized it was gonna get hit and turned around. Just as I passed it, I felt my chain drag a bit and heard the most maniacal squirrel chirping ever. Yep, poor thing's tail got sucked up into my cog and the chain chopped a bit off. The squirrel, as you might imagine, ran away chirping but it left about an inch of tail stuck between my cog and spokes. Mostly fur but there was a decent hunk of meat in there too. I had to pry it out with a twig.

This made the and half-a$$ed vegan in me very sad .. but the twisted s.o.b. in me was giggling all the way to class ...