1) Get a digital camera
2) Go up to random fixed gear riders in the street and offer to buy the bike they're riding, right there, in cash
3) Get a bike
4) Go up to random fixed gear riders in the street and pay them to swap my bike with the one they're riding, right there
5) Do that until the money's gone
6) Put it on YouTube an episode at a time
7) Send links to BikeSnob under several different email addresses until he links to it
8) Revel in my internet fame