Originally Posted by
High Roller
Oh, no, tell us it ain't so! Next thing you're going to tell us is that hades has frozen over.
Your Chainguard membership has been revoked, effective immediately.
Originally Posted by
danarnold
May I keep my bell and horn? I admit I am ashamed of myself, but the fact I knocked over two old ladies using canes consoles me.
LOL!
You may appeal to the board and retain your membership if you can provide empirical proof that you exceeded "elder-librium" while aforementioned elder was engaged in, or otherwise making use of a walker!
Good job though. They usually hold each other up.