Velo Dog,
Do you remember the smell of a change room in High School? It was putrid. Take the locker at the gym for free, then go to a high school and purchase the raunchiest running shoes and damp unwashed t-shirt you can from a student. Preferrably one who has body odor at the best of times. Put them in your locker at the gym.
2 weeks, 3 weeks tops and they'll be asking you to move out. I promise.