Yup...right here.
I've tried the multiple-bike thing, never got beyond 2. The last 'extra' bike was fall of '06, about the same time I sold the last car. Since then, I have had just one bike, and I have no reason to think it'll change any time soon.
And when that one beautiful, faithful, dependable bike is no longer able to take me for rides -- essentially, when it dies -- I will acquire ONE bike again, and be faithful to it.
*LIFE LESSON: When you have slippery fingers, don't try juggling.*
(That's almost as good as "When you're walking on eggs, don't hop.")