Thread: 2011 - The year of the Right Hook?
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Old 06-09-11, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by akohekohe
OP: Ha, ha on # 2. You missed a good opportunity though ... should have gotten the plate # and taken a dive. Pretend you're a soccer player Start rolling around on the pavement in agony and get the names of witnesses. Then call 911 and report it as a hit and run. The key is to remember to always get the plate number.
If I were more convincing at taking a dive, I might. Maybe I should practice... Right now it would look something akin to a Beavis & Butthead sketch:

Beavis (holding chest in mock pain) - "Ahhh! My liver!"
Butthead - "No dude, it's lower."
Beavis (holding groin in mock pain) "Ahhh! My liver!"
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