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Old 10-14-02, 09:38 AM
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Originally posted by John E


Why have you not reported them to the appropriate authorities or at least plastered a warning message on the offending trailer? Don't get mad ... get even!
I'd leave a message for the trailer owner first, asking him to move the bloody thing, with an explanation as to why. If he still parks it there, I'd say that a few bumper stickers are all one needs. Might I suggest:

"Gay Men Need Love Too."
"How's My Driving? Call 1-800-GET-BENT."
"Death to America, the Great Satan!"
"Bad Cop! No Doughnut!"

...and a few other persecuted social groups will do wonders. I'd suggest laying heavily on the gay-pride stickers in the South, and see if you can find any pushing the Nazi party, the KKK, or whatnot in the North. Guaranteed to give the gent parking the trailer some unwanted attention from local vandals, and the "Bad Cop!" sticker is always endearing to the local police...
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