Originally Posted by Shifty
Right! and if you click that link the top reference is for a "Remote Controlled Fart Machine", that's where I stop searching!
My father in law had
one of those at Christmas. I don't know why it is so funny but it was hillarious. He parked it by Grandpa and whenever it got really quiet, he would hit the button, "faaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!" Everyone would giggle. Grandpa didn't even hear it i don't think. Hours of fun for the whole family!
In terms of cycling: One of the biggest infractions against cycling ettiquette is farting while seated. That is a no-no. Always good to elevate and blow your horn.