No no, I think you missed the point. I don't really want advice, that would be far too practical. I'm just opening a public forum to ***** about the small nuisances that make life just that much more interesting. However, I do share your contempt of the French and their quest to make my life more difficult through minor inconviences.
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Bloodstains, speed kills, fast bikes, cheap thrills, French girls, fine wine...