How on earth did you build those wheels? I have to assume the spokes are all varying lengths in order to get the hubs offset like that, but how did you figure that out? Sorry little pea brain is hurting itself trying to figure this one out.
Seriously ludicrous bikes - love em! And if you could have Taiwan mass produce them you could have every little kid who could ride a bike wanting one. Personally I'd like a Camel.