I didn't bother reading most of your rant, because as soon as I saw you talking about skinny tires, I knew I was excluded.
Here's my deal:
1. I ride MTB, fat tires, cuz that's what I like. It's also rugged enough for my size.
2. I ride full suspension, because I have a bad back and a hardtail beats me up, even with a suspension post.
3. I'm looking at a Santa Cruz frame for my next one, because I like them.
4. The only Shimano I will use is XTR cables, and front derailleurs. Maybe a crank......if I can find another Octalink.
5. I don't really care what anyone else thinks about it; I'm the one riding it, you don't like it, don't ride with me.
Now I'm done. C-YA.