Originally posted by velocipedio
No other racer can even compare. They shouldn't even bother turning up at races, exceopt to be crushed, humiliated and put in their rightful place by the greatest cyclist who has ever lived. Not only is Lance so far above all those Euros in terms of physical strength and athletic ability, he is better in every possible way, intellectually, morally and creatively. He holds multiple Ph.D.'s in advanced physics, economic, history and literature, has written dozens of books -- indeed, has ghostwritten every bestseller in the last ten years -- and once saved a schoolbus full of children when it almost went over the edge of a mountain highway. Lance loves his mother, gives generously to the poor, and is always there with a smile. He fears no one but God and has a healing touch. He can dance, sing and juggle. Above all, he is American. Those who have the temerity to oppose this great and wonderful human being are less than scum. They should simply admit the fact and admit the righteous dominatio of the American champion.
Now back to your regularly-scheduled forums.
Yeah, but he never made it into space! Oh, you mean Lance Armstrong. Okay, you're right on that one.
