Originally Posted by mirona

I am so awesomely hip that I scratched off the name on my birth certificate so that I wouldn't be advertising my family's heritage! I hate being a rolling billboard because, let's face it, people talk and I'd hate for them to think that I was a corporate drone! I make all my clothes, manufacture all my parts (using tools that I made by hand, out of materials I invented, with the molecules from my own dead skin!!!), and only bathe with the soap made from pigs with no names! yawnnnnn