I have a mobile phone-Somewhere. I don't require one and rarely use one except for work. But I did buy one about 6 years ago and set it up to receive and send calls in the basic manner and changed the ring tone to something I could recognise. Out on a ride about a year later and I kept gearing cockerels crowing. They were everywhere and it shows the self sufficiency that is coming into the UK with people wanting to grow their own eggs. In fact-I had done the same a year or so before.
Got home and the wife had been trying to contact me and asked if my phone was switched on==Course it was and she rang it to check. You can guess what I had changed the ring tone to------
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