Quick, buy this skewer! I only needed the front one, and you'll only need to drive to the middle of nowhere to get it!
Quick release front wheel skewer.
Forte brand competition quick-release skewer.
Stainless steel shaft.
$10
http://richmond.craigslist.org/bik/2838538351.html
But wait, it's available at Performance with the front one for 12.99$, probably 9.99$ when it's on sale. But don't worry, obviously the back skewer is the valuable one!
http://www.performancebike.com/bikes..._1034503_-1___
Another @#$% ad I will be seeing forever. I think I'm praying for that internet eating worm more and more!