I am the april fool
First mtb ride, ever. Single track twice in my life, on the two CX races I have done.
8+ inches of rain in the last week. More this morning, and colder.
1600' of climbing over 12 miles, with technical single track descents.
No operational rear brake (surprise! at mile 4, just in time for the first stretch of really steep single track).
No beer in the cooler in the car.