I got pulled over on one occasion, I think when I was about 19...and after a few minutes the cop says to me- "uh, buddy...um...are you kidding me?"
after learning I was drunk, had a suspended license, no registration, and no insurance, he says with a chuckle "man, I honestly dont even know what to do here."
I had traded a MX bike for a 72 (?) Chevelle. It was impounded and I never saw it again.