Alphageek...
Ever broken the law and biked the Riverwatch Parkway? I did that one night in a desperate attempt to get home between thunderstorms. (My levee road was dirt soup by then.) Whatta rush... 85mph traffic whizzing by, inches from my frantic pedalling. I felt like I was pacing Talledega on my old Fooge.
But it was by driving the Riverwatch that I learned that "Speed Limit" is a mythical creature, like "Troll" or "Unicorn." You hear about them, but they never really ever existed.