Old 12-16-02, 05:59 PM
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Dear Mrs Jones,

We are sorry about the tragic death of your son, who died at the hands of a gang of thugs. The responding officer, Sgt. Doe arrived just minutes too late because he was busy writing a ticket to a motorist that was using a cell phone while driving. Of course you understand.

Sincerely...
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