never camped in my life, but I slept on the floor all through college. actually, I slept on the floor up to a few years ago — when I got myself domesticated — the year they gave me my name. now I have a rug to sleep on and a comb.
I'm sorry. I started trying to tell the truth, but it's hard when there are all these different keys to press and fancy word combinations to explore. once I had worked as a stenographer but that didn't work out so well.
if riding is involved I'm all for it and that, at least, is the truth.