Some of the twitter takes are pretty good:
Former Armstrong mechanic and assistant Mike Anderson, who had to battle legal action after accusing the Texan of drug use
“I don't want to waste any more of my time with Lance Armstrong. He's an incredible actor and that's what you (saw) today on the Oprah Winfrey Show.”
Veteran sports writer Rick Reilly, via Twitter
“After years of lying to my face, Lance Armstrong apologizes in an email. He can keep it.”
“Sportscaster Jim Rome, via Twitter
“Lance Armstrong? Isn't this type of confession usually a tearful one? When does the guy start crying?”
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You could fall off a cliff and die.
You could get lost and die.
You could hit a tree and die.
OR YOU COULD STAY HOME AND FALL OFF THE COUCH AND DIE.