Originally Posted by
Retro Grouch
Nope, when you get old it's your eyelids that hurt.
You wear out from the bottom up. The legs are the first to go. Then your chest sags down into your stomach. Eventually the eyes lose some of their acuteness and you have to wear glasses. The mind goes next and lastly, the hair.
No, my hair went first, then my eyes, then my hearing. We won't go any further.