Originally Posted by
Mithrandir
I never even realised this until lately, when a friend of mine refers to rides around my town as "spin class", because "they're so flat I stay in the same gear the whole time, like I'm taking a spin class".
... I use 2 chainrings and 10 cogs for the same terrain
I use all my gears when riding....no shame. Makes me feel like a fighter jet pilot!
You know you're a clyde when...
...Smart cars draft you.
...during a sprint or climb your full carbon frame flexes like a lug steel frame.
...you laugh at skinny riders talking about the grams they saved by swapping out pedals.
...after losing some weight your clothes are as ill fitting as they were
BEFORE the weight loss.
...after losing weight someone asked you where you were able to buy parachute pants, you nonchalantly respond they aren't parachute pants but "fat pants".