Ok this one has been smoking something, wonder if it is serious or a prank he is playing on the owner...
Terribly Cool Terrible Road Bike
Wheels? Check.
Frame? Check.
Seat? Mostly Check.
Swag? Check.
Street Cred? Check.
Rust? Check.
Mojo? Check.
Vibe? Check.
No brakes? No problem!
12 gears, huh?! You only need ONE! This bike is stuck on that gear. It is known in ancient scripture as "The Forbidden Gear", and it makes the ladies go wild.
****Purchase of bike does not include protective equipment for the inevitable rush of hipster gals flocking towards you because as soon as they see you, they LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN.****
Super 80's.
Super apathetic. This bike screams "Whatever." but also screams "Sup. Cool."
Make the call. Get the bike.
$75 for the soon-to-be-dreamboat that will make this AS-IS hunk of coolness the hottest piece on the block.