Originally Posted by Rev.Chuck

What kind of bike do you ride? Between the guys at our shop we have: five road bikes, four fixed gears, one track bike, three hardtail mountian bikes, two rigid mountian bikes, two full suspension bikes, four singlespeed mountian bikes, one downhill/freeride bike, one mod trials bike, one stock trials bike, two cyclocross bikes, and a unicycle. If you include the owner, tack on a bunch of road bikes, two or three tandems, and more than thirty vintage bikes including two highwheelers.

You must ride a tadpole.