Originally Posted by
Jarrett2
...One of the funnier ones was a big, purple d!ldo... The most recent one was a iPhone 6s... we met and returned the phone. It was a young redneck kid, maybe 20.
What I found amusing was that he just walked up and took the phone from me and started saying, "It didn't even break, I'm so glad its ok," and started walking back to his truck. No thank you, nothing...
So you found two d!ldos?
Beats my record. I found one, ordinary flesh color. Big one. Under a bridge where I'd stopped to photograph some graffiti and tags. Folding knife nearby. No blood or signs of carnage. Wasn't sure I wanted to know how that stuff got there.
Saw a nice box wrench the other day but decided against stopping to retrieve it on the shoulder of a narrow bridge during rush hour.
Mostly I see dead critters.
Unspecialized Armadillo vs Michelin Protek Cross Max. Michelins, FTW.
Not the worst joke I've made, but close.
Mule deer carcass feeding turkey vultures.