I lost all feeling in my both pinky fingers this morning
word
me too
listen it ain't never too cold as long as you dress smart
and if any of y'all need some tips on propper HOBO Steeez
My new book, "The successful layering techniques of the urban Hobo" hits shelves this friday.
for real though, the secret is this:
you don't need expensive mircofiber, smart wool, fleece whatever...
just take two (preferably three) of everything, and put that isht on!
is your head cold? put on another hat
are your fingers freezing? what? is that only ONE pair of gloves you're wearing?
cold legs? i head the tripple rippple of multiple layers!
two tshirts, two sweaters, two coats, and three scarfs
i've got three pairs of underwear on and i'm just getting started.
and hell, go ahead and wear all those socks! why stop at four?
you see? its easy!
just ask you're friendly neighborhood homeless person.
i bet they're warm as can be!
and trust me, they'll appreciate the attention.