brunch is how us poor folk get to have two meals for the price of one plus unlimited bloody mary's and feel really bourgie about it, all before 2pm.
Marge: What's brunch?
Jacques: You'll love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would get at breakfast, but you get a good meal.
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