You should have.....
a. challenged him to a ride off (like in quicksilver with that little montage of all the guys busting tricks
b. given him the official messenger handshake
c. ask to see his messenger decoder ring
actually option C would be the jam. I want one, I'll make one for you out of foil too if you want
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I've been here since 2004? I've never felt this old before.