Pete,
I ask myself, "How bored would I have to be before I watch a Richard Simmons infomercial?"
Is the grout clean in the shower?
Have may cats claws been snipped?
Have I flossed today?
When was the last time I checked the oil in my wifes car?
Is that a bug on the wall? I'm going to stare at it until it moves.
The man just plain scares me.
Kind of like a kid being afraid of clowns.