Originally Posted by toolboy

Funny story: one day I was buying a set of handlebar grips in this shop. The "old man" was in the back room. Son calls out, "Hey Dad, how much for the Grab-Ons?" 'Old Man' shouts back. "Who's it for?" Son, "Uncle Ron!" (I'm not really their uncle by the way) Old Man yells back, "Ten bucks!"