When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.
When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.
When Othello's poor wife
She gets stabbed with a knife
That's a Moor, eh?
When your house is a mess
And it's time to have guests
That's a chore eh?
When he talks on and on
And all you do is yawn,
That's a bore, eh?
and of course;
When "The Fonz" gives a shout
'Cause he likes whats turned out,
That's some more "Aaaayyyy"s
thank you, i'm here all week...