This is hilarious! I've been hoping for so long that the "does anyone carry a gun" thread would just die!
Bazookas are cumbersome and unwieldy. As an alternative, I've been attempting to mount Python IV with a helmet mounted cueing system...but every time I rig it up, the extra 350 lbs for missile and launch equipment crunches another frame. What gives?
If a guy wants high off boresite missile capability to defend against SUVs, it shouldn't be this hard!
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Good night...and good luck