Unfortunately, he reminded me of that Monty Python skit, which I believe was called the "Book of the Month" sketch.
In this sketch, for everything that this poor, hapless businessman ordered, he got something absolutely nasty which he wasn't expecting. After ordering a copy of "The French Leftent's Woman", he was surprised that the delivery included a tub of dung, also.
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