Heh, good ideas all around. As I said, I'm on the road for a while yet, so nothing will come of it till I get back. I told my boss I was pretty PO'd about it. If that doesn't go anywhere....
As far as talking directly to HR, useless. As for him ruining my career, I don't think I have to worry about it...that would entail work on his part.
Now contaminated by sweat...hmmm...I think I like that one, though my wife is in support of walking around stinking all day