Digital Gee

When swapping tires the other day, I broke one of the plastic tire levers. Now I have only two remaining. Of course, this sent me into a tizzy, which can only lead to untold hours, months, perhaps years of pain and suffering.

So...my question is: do I sue the tire lever manufacturer, the LBS which recommended and sold me the equipment, my building manager for allowing me to do bicycle maintenance in my own living room, Joe from Bike Forums for providing a website that encouraged me to ride, eat pie, and repeat, or what?

I realize my Dream Team will sort all this out, but I thought I'd gather a few opinions here first.