DUcati makes a magic cloth for motorcycle, it is suppose to be the absolute best wiping cloth in the world. I've never been able to buy one, always out of stock. Since even for "dry cleaning" a solution is used, would "bike lust" or automotic products such as "detail in a can" or "honda brite", however, this does not suit your definition (note Hoda brite is a motorcycle product, not available where you buy civics.
SUppose the Ducati Magic Cloth will also have the Panache factor