You ask about capes, and the first thing you come up with is Dracula? Is that because it is October?
The first one that came to mind for me was different...
You don't tug on _______'s cape,
you don't spit into the wind,
you don't pull the mask on the ol' lone ranger,
and you don't mess around with Jim.
But, no I don't wear a cape. At least not as Little Darwin.