Join Date: Dec 2005
Bikes: Schwinn Paramount, Trek MTB
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Are you kidding? this is easily the best:
The Jan is hating his gimpy joints.
The Jan is requiring much sympathy.
It is not being the easy to sculpt this flesh-temple of wonder that we are calling "The Jan." No, it is not being easy at all. Lo, and gaze upon these twin monsters of dark muscle upon which I will build my unholy church. How many road-widows have they made? The Jan can still hear the wails, and he is much comforted. How many children have been abandoned, how many have gone hungry when their fathers were mashed between my horgantuan thigh-beasts like so much mashed-up stuff? The Jan is hearing these questions, but he cannot be granting you an answer."