This is being a message for all of the Superfans of Der Kaiser. The Jan has been the posting into the website blogging: http://www.myspace.com/kaiserjan
The Jan's usual victims are being the reported throughout. Here is being an outtake from the crushing of the spirits of The Jan's rivals:
"The Jan is seeing that Mr. Furball Basso Hairy Sauce is winning the Criterium. Oooooooooooo, you're such a big man. The Jan is pretty sure he saw Basso riding a moped for half of the time trial anyway.
And Vino is winning, yes, the Jan has heard this. Way to go, two victories in the Tour of West Detroit and the Tour of South Ohio. Puh-lease. These victories are made up names. The Jan has never even heard of these places that Vino is winning. Oh, look at me, I am the Jan, I am just winning the Tour of the Jan's Bedroom!"
The Jan is The Man.