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Old 04-11-06, 10:41 AM   #1
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"The Jan" is being the blogging again....

This is being a message for all of the Superfans of Der Kaiser. The Jan has been the posting into the website blogging: http://www.myspace.com/kaiserjan

The Jan's usual victims are being the reported throughout. Here is being an outtake from the crushing of the spirits of The Jan's rivals:

"The Jan is seeing that Mr. Furball Basso Hairy Sauce is winning the Criterium. Oooooooooooo, you're such a big man. The Jan is pretty sure he saw Basso riding a moped for half of the time trial anyway.

And Vino is winning, yes, the Jan has heard this. Way to go, two victories in the Tour of West Detroit and the Tour of South Ohio. Puh-lease. These victories are made up names. The Jan has never even heard of these places that Vino is winning. Oh, look at me, I am the Jan, I am just winning the Tour of the Jan's Bedroom!"


The Jan is The Man.
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Old 04-11-06, 11:27 AM   #2
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Holy Mother of Funniest the Krap.
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Old 04-11-06, 11:40 AM   #3
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I love you for posting this.

Basso leaves comments for The Jan!

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Old 04-11-06, 02:27 PM   #4
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Are you kidding? this is easily the best:

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The Jan is hating his gimpy joints.

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Goddamit.

The Jan is requiring much sympathy.

It is not being the easy to sculpt this flesh-temple of wonder that we are calling "The Jan." No, it is not being easy at all. Lo, and gaze upon these twin monsters of dark muscle upon which I will build my unholy church. How many road-widows have they made? The Jan can still hear the wails, and he is much comforted. How many children have been abandoned, how many have gone hungry when their fathers were mashed between my horgantuan thigh-beasts like so much mashed-up stuff? The Jan is hearing these questions, but he cannot be granting you an answer."
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Old 04-11-06, 02:29 PM   #5
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Or this...

"On a personal note, the Jan is being sending out a heart-felt sympathy thing to Lance and Sheryl. I am thinking the seeds were planted last summer when the Sheryl did gaze upon the twin towers of pleasure and pain that are my thighs. They have been being the cause of many a breakup, but the Jan can do nothing. This is being the cross the Jan must bear."
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Old 04-11-06, 04:10 PM   #6
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Lost in translation?

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"There have been no more of the nightmares about the Lance being a giant donut that is chasing me down and then stuffing itself into my mouth and then choking me and then pushing me down on the playground and I am being naked again and my GrandMaMa is there and she is crying."
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