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Old 05-03-06, 10:00 PM   #1
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Jan Caption Contest

With all the talk about Jan and this years Giro, and Tour..... I thought it would be funny to make a caption for this picture... I got this off of Road bike review forum



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Old 05-03-06, 10:07 PM   #2
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ya, da Jan is liking dis new strudel and bratwurst flavour gatorade, it makes my jaw so big and strong to grind da puny girly man opposition to pulp....
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Old 05-03-06, 10:17 PM   #3
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Many times I have been the saying, "Do not be drying the aero helmet in the drying machine." It is an Air-oh helmet and should Air dried to prevent the squeezing of the Jan's brain organ.
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Old 05-04-06, 05:16 AM   #7
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With Armstrong out of the picture, Ullrich has not heeded warnings to avoid getting a big head before the tour...
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Old 05-04-06, 07:37 AM   #8
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"Hmm...looks like Klodie needs another wedgie..."

Seriously, how much longer is he going to suck in his stomach in that picture? Reminds me of "Lance Armstrong's War" during the part where the author describes how an overweight Jan would walk around the team bus with his gut sucked in...
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"Okay. Should I crash into the team car before the race? Or should I not crash into the team car before the race? Hm..."
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Being on the west coast, I hear lots of comments on barry bonds and steroids making you head larger, has the tour found its next "random test subject" now that armstrong is gone??
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You know zat Basso he does look good in heees skeeen suit....but not as good as da Jan....yes?
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"Yeah baby, that's right...I see you lookin' at me, I know you like this...yeah that's it, come to Der Jan..."
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With all the talk about Jan and this years Giro, and Tour..... I thought it would be funny to make a caption for this picture... I got this off of Road bike review forum



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Announcer: Collective additon Jan Ulrich bobble head dolls now available! Next month Landis, and Basso!
O K ...now I love Der Jan and feel this will be his year but I couldn't resist...

Der Jan says..." With my head like this there is no room for others on the podium"
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O K ...now I love Der Jan and feel this will be his year but I couldn't resist...

Der Jan says..." With my head like this there is no room for others on the podium"

Der Jan also says..." You think my head is large...you should see my bratwurst"
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Ja, Now that der Jan is having the looking of the Great Gazoo, Der Jan will be able to do more of the crushing of the souls.
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Ja, Now that der Jan is having the looking of the Great Gazoo, Der Jan will be able to do more of the crushing of the souls.
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