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    The French Suck

    What is up with the French? Just coz they can't win at their own race they make up medical excuses to disqualify everyone else? Well at this rate, in January 2009 they will be able to declare a French winner to the 2006 Tour de France...Cyril Dessel, after they have disqualified 6 amazing riders.

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    Are you kidding me?

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    Dessel would be DQ'd for testing positive as french.
    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    Yee haw, Billy Bob! Gonna git sum tobaky for yall string em up?

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    Ha ha, ho ho, hooo-whee *wipes sweat from brow*, damn boy, slow down -- too much good stuff at once can hurt a man.

    Seriously, dopers suck. Get it straight.

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    Worst......thread......ever......

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    Guys, I think it's a joke post...

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    let's hang 'em alll from a tree!

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    Why do you hate trees?

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    why does the OP hate croissants?

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    >>The French Suck<<

    Le Duh.

    Where's that defender of Franco Pride, Dr. Ray, when you need him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto
    why does the OP hate croissants?

    Because the only croissant he ever had was one of those strange, gooey/chewy, microwaved ones they serve at Burger King with a slab of sausage in it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad
    >>The French Suck<<

    Le Duh.

    Where's that defender of Franco Pride, Dr. Ray, when you need him?
    is he defending Generalissimo Franco again?


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    Quote Originally Posted by botto
    is he defending Generalissimo Franco again?


    The UCI could have you SHOT for even posting that!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto
    is he defending Generalissimo Franco again?

    You know Franco and Pereiro are both gallegos... hmmm
    http://diabloscott.blogspot.com/

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    This thread makes me feel like skinning gophers, that and chewing on wheat stalks.

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    tu es fou

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassplayinbiker
    tu es fou
    quite possibly the worst french I've ever seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prodigy4299
    Guys, I think it's a joke post...
    Non, il est idiot
    there will come a time when there will not come a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by platypus
    quite possibly the worst french I've ever seen.
    Je suis en accord

    Je n'ai jamais vu une afficher plus pire que celle la
    Last edited by pcates; 01-19-07 at 10:56 AM.
    there will come a time when there will not come a time.

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    Terrorists speakin your frenchie hibbidy jibbidy...
    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheKillerPenguin
    Terrorists speakin your frenchie hibbidy jibbidy...
    Évidement, c'est parce que nous détestons les États-Unis..........
    there will come a time when there will not come a time.

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    I think this refers to the fact the the French just accused the #2 finisher in the TdF of Doping. I don't like the idea of doping but I do think the lab is biased and reports nonFrench blood as being doped.

    Joe

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    Quote Originally Posted by joeprim
    I think this refers to the fact the the French just accused the #2 finisher in the TdF of Doping. I don't like the idea of doping but I do think the lab is biased and reports nonFrench blood as being doped.

    Joe
    C'est bete.......seeing as how the tests are done blind (numbers not names)......The french press may be bias, and the french labs may be somewhat incompatent at times, but i really doubt its some grand conspiracy....as if chirac and pound (even though he's not french) sit around drinking a nice bordeaux, eating cheese and bagettes thinking up ways to get rid of the non french riders......well thats as crazy as believing the americans made it to the moon........
    there will come a time when there will not come a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad
    >>The French Suck<<

    Le Duh.

    Where's that defender of Franco Pride, Dr. Ray, when you need him?

    Oh this one made me laugh so hard. Thanks. I needed that.

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