I have spoken to Botto from the Beyond
03-26-07, 01:38 PM
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I have spoken to Botto from the Beyond
in a Cycling Seance today I communicated with our departed brother Botto (dear brother is optional, some of you can't stand Botto). He says 'Hi' to all of you, regards from Marco (Pantani) and Marilyn (Monroe) and not to worry, he's in a better place. I told him that was no great friggin stretch since the mortal coil he left behind was Bike Forums. The Spirit's only response was:
'correct'.
That is all. You may now resume your normal bike dweeb musings.
'correct'.
That is all. You may now resume your normal bike dweeb musings.
03-26-07, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Second Mouse
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03-26-07, 01:47 PM
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03-26-07, 01:58 PM
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The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fooked.
03-26-07, 02:02 PM
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"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill."
03-26-07, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Namenda
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill."
03-26-07, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
I nominate this post for the Non-Sequitur Obscure Cinematic Reference Award for 2007.
I humbly accept your nomination. Will there be dancing girls? I really like dancing girls.
03-26-07, 02:12 PM
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"Botto will not be back, until this forum is cleaned up. Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you."
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03-26-07, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by georgiaboy
"Botto will not be back, until this forum is cleaned up. Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you."
The coolest rubber-suited metal robot evar.
03-26-07, 02:38 PM
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Botto seems to have been banned over a Photoshop expose of a female anatomical part. Because somebody COMPLAINED about it.
You can't make this stuff up.
You can't make this stuff up.
03-26-07, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Botto seems to have been banned over a Photoshop expose of a female anatomical part. Because somebody COMPLAINED about it.
You can't make this stuff up.
You can't make this stuff up.
03-26-07, 02:46 PM
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Did he say what thread?
03-26-07, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by substructure
Did he say what thread?
03-26-07, 02:54 PM
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Tell botto when next you communicate with him that we miss his sardonic self, and that I will light a candle in church for his safe return.
03-26-07, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Cromulent
Tell botto when next you communicate with him that we miss his sardonic self, and that I will light a candle in church for his safe return.
Do you honestly think botto needs to be communicated to?
He's banned from posting, not looking here, right?
I'm sure, considering his large ego, he's been reading every word written about him here.
03-26-07, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by georgiaboy
"Botto will not be back, until this forum is cleaned up. Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you."
03-26-07, 05:30 PM
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Botto is dickhead
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03-26-07, 05:39 PM
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A botto thread... I thought we had reached a limit on those. That ‘cad is always pushing the boundaries… 
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03-26-07, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Sincitycycler
Botto is dickhead
You insufferable sprocket heads. I'm going to watch Milan-San Remo again. I need a few high speed bike race crashes.
Like we could EVER reach a 'limit' on Botto or Euro threads. Maybe after half of us are dead. Which considering the risks of road cycling - could be within weeks.
03-26-07, 05:59 PM
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what was Botto's offense? He reminded me of Euro.....
03-26-07, 06:03 PM
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[QUOTE=galen_52657]what was Botto's offense?
Being Botto was his crime...Oh the injustice!
Being Botto was his crime...Oh the injustice!