omg look at da POWA!
 

Okay, I just hit 3158 watts on my powertap for 18 second power.

Does this mean I should try the bike racing? WWLD?

It means the space time continuum has fractured. Your foolish use of such ungodly power has reversed the spin of the earth. We're all screwed now.

Apparently you didn't see my powerchart from the other day....2,000 watts for like 20+ minutes. I rule.

It should also be noted that the chart was created in Microsoft Paint.