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Old 04-02-07, 11:26 PM   #1
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Why did THIS never get a caption contest??

For oh, 14 points.

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Old 04-02-07, 11:30 PM   #2
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because what the Chipotle dude did with the prop in an earlier photo was even worse...
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Old 04-03-07, 12:46 AM   #3
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"I don't care what Ferrari says, I'm not using the damn suppository"
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Old 04-03-07, 12:50 AM   #4
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"I don't care what Ferrari says, I'm not using the damn suppository"
Brilliant
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Old 04-03-07, 04:13 AM   #5
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"Try to beat this Boonen!"......... stuffing, gone to a whole new level.

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Old 04-03-07, 05:44 AM   #6
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"Grrrrreat....thank you....why the hell did they give me this oversized sack of stovetop popcorn for a prize...."
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Old 04-03-07, 05:47 AM   #7
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I now understand what Cypress means by "one man sausuge fest"
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Old 04-03-07, 07:11 AM   #8
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"why'd they make me stand up now?!?!?!?"
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"Oh, the huge manatee"
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I have some ideas, but I will refrain. :-~
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Old 04-03-07, 09:58 AM   #11
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I now understand what Cypress means by "one man sausuge fest"
THAT"S a good one!
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Old 04-03-07, 10:30 AM   #12
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Icing it really does help the swelling.
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Old 04-03-07, 11:26 AM   #13
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because the Argyle is funnier.



fwiw, that's Jeff Roake in the blue shirt in the lower left corner. God of all Announcers.
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Old 04-03-07, 11:27 AM   #14
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^^ got any audio?
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Old 04-03-07, 11:35 AM   #15
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It is rare I will say this, but here goes.
(1) As you can all see, I am happy to be here
(2)

I was going to write some more but I think I'll stop here
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Old 04-03-07, 11:37 AM   #16
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"I knew Chipotle was giving us free burritos, but DAMN."
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In think he got the song wrong. It's supposed to be:

"1. Cut a hole in the box ..."

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Old 04-03-07, 02:50 PM   #19
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Noone knew that this picture would capture his last moments before that freak lightning bolt jumped from the sky...
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Old 04-03-07, 02:53 PM   #20
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I didn't have any protection on me, but I did have some aluminum foil...
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Old 04-03-07, 03:02 PM   #21
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because the Argyle is funnier.



fwiw, that's Jeff Roake in the blue shirt in the lower left corner. God of all Announcers.
I thought that was Daniel Mangeas?
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Old 04-03-07, 04:51 PM   #22
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"Oh, no," he said. "I've got a bad case of podium erection. My argyle-encased weiner will surely be the subject of a BF caption contest. I'll never live down the shame. But wait! I'll just hold my sponsor's giant phallic burrito in front of the ol' privates, and ... there ... Dignity preserved! All the juvenile BFers will have to look elsewhere for their penis jokes this week. Whew. That was close."
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Old 04-03-07, 04:55 PM   #23
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That's one big HoHo.
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Old 04-03-07, 09:25 PM   #24
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OMG, yes. Good catch. You're right. Roakester is the Cardinal of A-m-e-r-i-c-a-n Announcers.
My bad.

That would make Daniel Mangeas the Pope.
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Newsflash: Amgen ends sponsorship of Tour of California mid-race; Pfizer and Enzyte immediately "stand up" to fill some "big shoes" respectively.
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