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    I'm the guy.

    I'm the guy that always starts the sprint WAY early and still wins.


    Who are you?
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    so whatcha' want? bigskymacadam's Avatar
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    ... back here. still haven't crossed the finish line ..

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    I'm the guy who pulls the pack and then blows up.
    "When you are chewing the bars at the business end of a 90 mile road race you really dont care what gear you have hanging from your bike so long as it works."
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    so whatcha' want? bigskymacadam's Avatar
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    okay. crossed the line 17th place. going to grab the camera to take pics of the higher cat races ....

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    I'm the guy who gets killed in the sprints but delivers much pain on the climbs then makes them cry like scared little children on the descents.

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    I'm the guy that doesn't know where he's going.
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    I'm the guy who sounds like he's got a severe case of tourettes syndrome.

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    Cypress you are the guy who is/was 'Der Jan'....admit it you coward!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdcheung
    I'm the guy who pulls the pack and then blows up.
    You can't be him because I'm that guy. And I don't even race (except against my friends every T/H/Sa).

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    I'm the guy who has to work hard just to stay in the pack and hasn't yet seen the sprint.

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    I'm the guy who thinks he's going to bridge to the break but just ends up dragging the whole pack with him.
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    I'm the guy that gets told to STFU.

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    I'm the guy that doesn't do Shiite at the front unless it's an extremely steep climb or within 700 meters to the finish.
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    I'm the guy who doesn't know his role, so he tries everything.
    "Unless he was racing there was no way he could match my speed."

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    I'm the guy your mother warned you about... you know, the guy w/ hairy legs and a triple.
    "...in Las Vegas where -the electric bills are staggering -the decor hog wild -and the entertainment saccharine -what a golden age -what a time of right and reason -the consumer's king -and unhappiness is treason..."

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    pete

    you are the guy on the pinarello

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    ^^ That one works pretty well... not many of them around, that's for sure.
    "Unless he was racing there was no way he could match my speed."

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    I'm the guy that farted near the front.
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    I'm the only guy who speaks english as a first language.

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    I'm the guy who's drinking Fleet Phospho-Soda

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    I'm the guy that farted near the front.
    Well, post #18 kind of explains post #1, doesn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    I'm the guy that farted near the front.
    You raced in Virginia and didn't even say hi?

    "Unless he was racing there was no way he could match my speed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrPete
    You raced in Virginia and didn't even say hi?


    Can't you see the smug look on my face? (kid, far right)
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    Looks like The Cypress is in front of these guys as well:

    "...in Las Vegas where -the electric bills are staggering -the decor hog wild -and the entertainment saccharine -what a golden age -what a time of right and reason -the consumer's king -and unhappiness is treason..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by celticfrost
    Looks like The Cypress is in front of these guys as well:


    Roid farts don't mess around.
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