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    Peloton Dog patentcad's Avatar
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    Fleet is forming

    I'm getting faster. My Zipps arrive later this week. I might wind up being a danger to someone other than myself.

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    If you would like to remove that danger, send me your Zipps. I will be happy to take on your "problem". lol.

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    Wow. That is a powerful endorsement for Zipp...product hasn't even arrived and you're already getting faster
    Can you pass the test?
    Yield to Life.

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    20w just hitting the "Place Order" button.
    "I may not be as strong as I think I am, but I know many tricks, and I have resolution" - Santiago

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    I'll tell you the same thing I told EDR: You'll get even faster if you let me take out your colon... I think it would have a massive impact on your watts per kilogram given how full of ***** you can be...

    "Unless he was racing there was no way he could match my speed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrPete
    I'll tell you the same thing I told EDR: You'll get even faster if you let me take out your colon... I think it would have a massive impact on your watts per kilogram given how full of ***** you can be...


    Why are you on BF when you are supposed to be in the operating room slicing and dicing?
    I have an excuse because I work from home on wednesdays since I don't teach that day. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snicklefritz
    Why are you on BF when you are supposed to be in the operating room slicing and dicing?
    I have an excuse because I work from home on wednesdays since I don't teach that day. lol.
    Because I'm not... I'm working in a research lab these days. Working a regular 40-hour week feels like vacation.
    "Unless he was racing there was no way he could match my speed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrPete
    I'll tell you the same thing I told EDR: You'll get even faster if you let me take out your colon... I think it would have a massive impact on your watts per kilogram given how full of ***** you can be...


    Could we try medical management first? I mean, come on...he did mention Fleet's.

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    How many grams would a complete colonoscopy save? I'll consider it.

    Unfortunately I would still be full of *****.

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    Used to be a climber.. GuitarWizard's Avatar
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    I just dumped like 3-4 pounds easy.

    Word of advice: softest toilet paper you can buy, and wet wipes for your ass. After around hour 4, wiping starts to suck a lot.
    1999 Trek 2500 - hit by a car on it in May, 2011 and currently bikeless

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuitarWizard
    I just dumped like 3-4 pounds easy.

    Word of advice: softest toilet paper you can buy, and wet wipes for your ass. After around hour 4, wiping starts to suck a lot.
    please stop the 'over-sharing', please.

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    I'm fine. Cromulent's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by botto
    please stop the 'over-sharing', please.
    At least he's getting closer to his ideal "i'll try racing weight".

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuitarWizard
    I just dumped like 3-4 pounds easy.

    Word of advice: softest toilet paper you can buy, and wet wipes for your ass. After around hour 4, wiping starts to suck a lot.
    ....and who sez the intellectuals don't frequent bike forums..provocative and stimulating. Let's form small groups and discuss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinokurtov
    20w just hitting the "Place Order" button.
    do i get to keep the 20w when my credit card is denied?

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    It should be rather obvious that I merely started this thread as a pretext for flipping the 'Form is Fleeting' title around. I consider generating venues for meaningless BF banter a challenge to my bullsh!t skills. My refined NY bullsh!t skills I might add. As for being full of *****, I consider that a highly prized personal asset that far supercedes any silly amateur bicycle racing nonsense.

    I need this place as an outlet for the endless stream of mental drivel that seeps out of my soggy brain. If you hadn't noticed.

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