Fleet is forming
04-11-07, 01:21 PM
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Fleet is forming
I'm getting faster. My Zipps arrive later this week. I might wind up being a danger to someone other than myself.
04-11-07, 01:34 PM
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If you would like to remove that danger, send me your Zipps. I will be happy to take on your "problem". lol.
04-11-07, 01:34 PM
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Wow. That is a powerful endorsement for Zipp...product hasn't even arrived and you're already getting faster 
04-11-07, 01:38 PM
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I'll tell you the same thing I told EDR: You'll get even faster if you let me take out your colon... I think it would have a massive impact on your watts per kilogram given how full of ***** you can be...
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04-11-07, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by DrPete
I'll tell you the same thing I told EDR: You'll get even faster if you let me take out your colon... I think it would have a massive impact on your watts per kilogram given how full of ***** you can be...
Why are you on BF when you are supposed to be in the operating room slicing and dicing?
I have an excuse because I work from home on wednesdays since I don't teach that day. lol.
04-11-07, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Snicklefritz
Why are you on BF when you are supposed to be in the operating room slicing and dicing?
I have an excuse because I work from home on wednesdays since I don't teach that day. lol.
I have an excuse because I work from home on wednesdays since I don't teach that day. lol.
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04-11-07, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by DrPete
I'll tell you the same thing I told EDR: You'll get even faster if you let me take out your colon... I think it would have a massive impact on your watts per kilogram given how full of ***** you can be...
Could we try medical management first? I mean, come on...he did mention Fleet's.
04-11-07, 02:19 PM
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How many grams would a complete colonoscopy save? I'll consider it.
Unfortunately I would still be full of *****.
Unfortunately I would still be full of *****.
04-11-07, 02:31 PM
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I just dumped like 3-4 pounds easy.
Word of advice: softest toilet paper you can buy, and wet wipes for your ass. After around hour 4, wiping starts to suck a lot.
Word of advice: softest toilet paper you can buy, and wet wipes for your ass. After around hour 4, wiping starts to suck a lot.
04-11-07, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by GuitarWizard
I just dumped like 3-4 pounds easy.
Word of advice: softest toilet paper you can buy, and wet wipes for your ass. After around hour 4, wiping starts to suck a lot.
Word of advice: softest toilet paper you can buy, and wet wipes for your ass. After around hour 4, wiping starts to suck a lot.
04-11-07, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by botto
please stop the 'over-sharing', please.
04-11-07, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by GuitarWizard
I just dumped like 3-4 pounds easy.
Word of advice: softest toilet paper you can buy, and wet wipes for your ass. After around hour 4, wiping starts to suck a lot.
Word of advice: softest toilet paper you can buy, and wet wipes for your ass. After around hour 4, wiping starts to suck a lot.
04-11-07, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Vinokurtov
20w just hitting the "Place Order" button.
04-11-07, 03:39 PM
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It should be rather obvious that I merely started this thread as a pretext for flipping the 'Form is Fleeting' title around. I consider generating venues for meaningless BF banter a challenge to my bull***** skills. My refined NY bull***** skills I might add. As for being full of *****, I consider that a highly prized personal asset that far supercedes any silly amateur bicycle racing nonsense.
I need this place as an outlet for the endless stream of mental drivel that seeps out of my soggy brain. If you hadn't noticed.
I need this place as an outlet for the endless stream of mental drivel that seeps out of my soggy brain. If you hadn't noticed.
