3 oz Bacardi 8 rum
1/2 oz fresh lime juice
Sugar syrup to taste
Shake and serve over crushed ice.
Somehow appropriate that this was Hemingway's favorite drink, although he surely would not approve.
20 minutes Norelco Body Groomer, attachment 3
Get in shower
20 minutes Norelco Body Groomer, no attachment
Finish with Gillette Mach 3.
Job done. Wife skeptical at best, hostile at worst.
Well. Who can explain the depth of weird obsessions?